We're just ready to finish the school year. Only one week left! As a class, we decided to hold our own "Spirit Day" that was opposite day. We turned many heads at school yesterday, wearing our clothes inside out and backwards, but it was our own private fun.

We also went bowling! It was quite the job to get it all organized because we had to pay for the bus ourselves as we were only allowed two field trips, plus, I had heard that some parents felt it was an expensive excursion. Thankfully, all parents were on board with the idea and willing to pay. It was not a truly expensive outing, but gosh, did we have fun!

Last week of school! I have so much paperwork to do! Plus, shipping my belongings. I have to admit, I'm procrastinating, but not worried. I can handle this! I'm getting excited for my trip to England. I've been discovering lately that I truly am going to miss my class. They are such a great bunch of kids, and hams to boot! Batman visited me again, plus, he brought me candy too! How lucky am I?

Our last Spirit Day was "Twins" and we had so much fun! One student asked me if I could be his twin and I said, "Yes, of course." He was very planned and had a drawing of how we should look and all. A teacher loves to see planning, of any type! So, based on his sketch, we were dressed 'mod'. I had to borrow black ties from two of the other teachers here (thank you guys!) and we were chosen by the class to be our class representatives on stage for judging because we hand made our outfits. Other children from many other grades had all gone shopping together, but our class voted (we have a democracy, although I still have the right to veto) and they chose our home based clothes. We came in 3rd place, which is okay for us, because the other winners had true twins. It was all fun though! I got into trouble for being too, "Fonzy" on stage and not enough "Men in Black." We still got some chocolate, and the whole class was happy. Plus, I got this idea to make Mother's Day cards. We had to paint, and that led to other shenanigans! The idea was to make a card just using your fingerprints out of paint to spell out "Mom" and maybe make a flower. I printed out a poem for the kids to paste on the card. Mother's Day here is now lumped in with Children's Day, which is June 1st. On that day, no alcohol is served.

I've had to take all my belongings off the classroom walls and it has left empty patches. The students initially were confused, but when I explained that I had to start my packing, they understood. They were sad, but understood. I decided to make a "Memory Book" which is sort of a year book, but just for our class. The kids love it, and enjoy the idea of it, once they got it. I do have to share one submission with you all. It goes: "The best day of this year was when I met Miss M because she's the best teacher in the whole world." I mean...awwww! Geez! I truly am going to miss these guys! Just today, Batman came to pay me another visit! Plus, he brought candy, and gave me a beaked nosed peck on the cheek! How lucky am I? Students who have not spoken to me since last year has expressed their sadness that I'm leaving, and I had no idea. I also have had multiple requests for my email address. I told them I'll give it to them all before I leave. I do so hope to stay in touch with them. Plus, they say they are going to give me end of year presents and birthday gifts because they won't see me when it actually occurs. I'm sorry, but all I can think is, "I love you...but how much extra packing will this involve?" It goes by the kilo people! I truly am touched, and am grateful to have touched so many lives. This is more than something special. And, it's my life. Again, how lucky am I?

It perpetually appears as though it's going to rain, and there are a few teasing drops, but I miss those downpours you get back at home. That would settle the dust and help my allergies to boot! The blue skies to get you, and the abundance of rainbows. Two weeks left. Oh my gosh!

The end of the year continues to draw closer, and I'm beginning to realize just how much I'm going to miss my class. We have worked hard together, and truly now are a family. For show and tell yesterday, one of my students brought in her brother's Batman costume. One of my boys went to the bathroom and put it on. He came back as Batman and said, "Miss M! I've come to tell you I love you!" The entire class was laughing! The funniest part is when he changed and came back. He pulled a Poke-a-roo from "Polka Dot Door" and said, "Miss M! I just was in the hallway and saw Batman!"

With this too some the stress of packing and leaving, end of year tasks and tidying up all those loose ends you procrastinated until now they are an undeniable task. Oh the horror!

There has been much happening,it seems, as of late. On Friday we had a snow storm. I can't say it was unseasonal or not, but it threw everyone for a loop! The power went out at about 3am Friday morning (I, unfortunately was still up...lots to think about I guess!). The next morning it had still not come back on. I reported for school same as always, but without my usual cup of morning coffee. It was supposed to come back at about 11:00. Well, it was nearly lunch time and the toilets were out of their reserve tanks, and things were beginning to get hairy in my mind. This happened last year and as soon as you tell the students that they have to only use the bathroom for emergencies, they suddenly all have to go! So, I said very little. There was talk about sending the students home, which I thought was a good idea. Most people felt that it would be 'Murphy's Law' and as soon as the kids left, the power would come back on. Well, we got the kids out of there, thanks to the classroom assistants and their phone calls. The power came back on finally many hours later. It was the right decision to send the kids home. It's just one of those days that started off wonky and it was difficult to maintain order.

Some of the other teachers and I went for lunch in town, and enjoyed the hot food and flushing toilets.

Saturday it snowed as well. Huge, slow snowflakes falling. They looked beautiful, but made me just want to stay inside. It still is funny to me that it snows more in the spring than it does all winter here, which is telling of the true cold nature of the country.

I have somehow become an insomniac. Which is very unfortunate for me. Remember when you were "a kid" and could stay awake for days at a time? It wasn't even noticeable on your face then, but you can feel it now. Not that I"m not getting any sleep, I am! Just, you know when your mind won't turn off? Well, that is it for me. I suppose I have some stress, what with moving coming up and what not....heading into the new unknown, but I do have to admit that some of it comes from my classroom. In general I have a very lively and happy classroom. My students and I have a great relationship, and they say anything to me. There has been an issue, basically the entire year, with one student. Unfortunately, this manages to be a wet blanket for me and my days at work. I have had to consider the other 17 students I have, and how this presence effects them. The Big Picture is made up of so many small composites. How this is going to play out, I'm unsure. I can say that I'm unhappy right now. I consider myself lucky to have a few very great people here I can go and talk to. If you can't vent, you boil over; luckily this has not happened to me. I have to call my mom!

Other than this, we had an amazing Science Fair. Every student turned in something. Wow! I allowed students to work in pairs if they chose, and it was a great decision. The work they turned in was incredible. Up above is a portrait that was drawn of me by a student, and man, do I look good! The other is just one dynamic pair that worked well together. Their topic was 'germs' and it raised the most questions. The topics ranged from U.F.O's to prehistoric animals to weather. It was great!

I have to admit, it's nice to look outside and see that beautiful blue sky Mongolia is known for. Plus, there is some green! I don't think I'm the only one who is counting down the days, but there's something like 33 left. Woohoo!

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Back from Bali, all brown and relaxed. I got to do some pretty great things there! I went white water rafting, swung from a "vine" like Tarzan into the pool of a waterfall, saw a traditional folk tale, hung out with drag queens, went swimming in the ocean, got pummeled by waves and had a monkey smear banana all over my shoulder. Action packed, I'd say! I brought back with me movies, clothes, presents for my students and some water from the ocean in my ear! It's been about two weeks now, and I still can't really hear out of my left ear. I promise to go to the doctor next week. I did honestly try this weekend, but was recommended to a cardiologist. She was very nice about me wasting her precious time and told me that they don't have an ear, nose and throat specialist on staff there. She recommended me to another hospital, which was very kind of her. One thing I will say though, is that one week was not enough time! I did most of the things I wanted, but did not get to see a volcano. There are a few of them and I missed it! I was quite literally stunned by the amount of Australians there, and how the bars catered to them. I guess if you know your target audience, it makes things much easier. Plus, it is so close for the Aussie's to fly to Bali. It must be like us going to the cottage for the summer or something. Anyway, they were very fun to hang out with!

I can feel the year winding down now, and I think the kids do too. They have gotten it into their heads that they want to put on a production of Romeo and Juliet in the auditorium for the other classes to see. I have looked everywhere on line and cannot find a "kids" script, unless I pay. If anyone out there has something that may be useful for me, please!, send it my way.

The year unwinding leads me to moving, and packing! I have begun to sell some things: clothes, etc. The teaching assistants are very eager to pick at my meager scraps if the price is right. I actually had two of them want to come to my apartment and look through my closet. I put the nix on that one. They are after my skirts. However, the ones they want are still suitable for Africa next year and I'm not ready to part with them just yet. It would still appear I have amassed quite an apartment full of trinkets and such. Oh, the agony of debating over what comes with me and what stays!

Apparently there was an earthquake here very early in the morning. I did not feel it, though my neighbours did. I was searching for information about it on the news, but there was no mention of it.

Just two weeks left before my trip! Wooo! I'm also excited because on my way home I will get the chance to visit a friend in England. I will get to see Stonehenge! This is fabulous!

When I woke up this morning, I went to turn on my kitchen light. It blew and must have had a power surge or something because all my lights went off! It's fixed now, so I won't have to sit in the dark tonight.

My students are excited as we had a request from a school in France to do a Flat Stanley exchange. We spent the morning in the computer lab googling information about the town our Stanley will be visiting. It was cute because some of the students added berets to their Stanley, or else turned them into a girl whom I've dubbed "Stanleyetta."

It finally feels like spring has sprung! It was only -1 Celsius this morning, but did not get up to over 10, as we did not have much sun today. There were some ominous clouds hanging over the escarpment near to us, but it hardly snowed. Snow is good though, as that means it's warmer out. The students seemed to think that due to it snowing they wouldn't have to go out for recess. Not in my books! I make them go out, as I've seen the benefits of the 10 minutes they get to spend outside.

Above is a message I received from a student after ice skating last week. I had to immortalize it! Also, me, being impartial during class president elections. And yes, I must have a foot fetish, as I always enjoy taking pics of my feet in various places and shoes.

There is a new bowling alley here! For those of you who know me well, know I love to bowl! Some of us gathered ranks and went for an extremely enjoyable evening out. What fun we had, just to be social and also get exercise. I have to thank Gurjit for organizing the whole thing for us. I got to meet some new people too, which also always adds to anyone's life experience. Plus, I got to bowl! I was like an eager child, asking constantly, "Why aren't we bowling yet? What's happening?" I chose my ball before everyone had gotten their shoe rentals! They gave us these booties to wear in our shoes. I have two thoughts on this. It saves on the spray they put in the shoes to sterilize (fumigate?),which may not be found here. But also, more trash! Regardless of my thoughts on the shoes (which were quite stylish, in my eyes) it was a fun excursion for all.

Report cards are out! I will have to host parent teacher meetings the end of this week. I don't mind so much, because I have discovered any parent enjoys talking about their child for any disclosed amount of time. I know this too, through the old joys of being a dog owner. People who never had a dog could never understand. It's difficult when you don't really have a lot of great things to say, but these things need to be known to any parent. I think especially considering most of my parents don't get to spend as much time with their children as I do. I am happy that this year none of the students have called me 'Mom', but I can only assume that I am a major figure in their life. After all, I see them eight hours a day, 5 days a week. I dissolve disputes, mete out discipline, and make sure they are dressed properly for the weather. Geez, actually, I do sound like a parent!

I am very much looking forward to my trip to Bali. I've got the flight and hotel booked. This is going to be good. I am looking forward to shedding my winter clothes for a week. From the huge down jacket right down to the underlinings I have to wear. The luxury of it all! It was strange, because I was looking for my health insurance information and in the process discovered the flight I had booked last year for Christmas vacation. It reminds me of Gobi, who I had to have put down and was the cause for me missing that vacation, and then on to Farley, who also has been put down, but then back to my students. We recently held two elections in the class. The first was for the Star Name I said I'd purchase in Farley's name. The polls are in, and Starley won.

I have not yet purchased the star though. I will, but it seems I've become a cheap person! I'm getting paranoid about my move this summer, having to be social this summer as well, plus, I'd like to visit a friend I met in Vietnam who lives in England on my way home. I guess I'll just have to sit back and wait for everything to unfold. Unfortunately, patience has never been one of my virtues. I suppose I'd better work on that, perhaps then I'll stop waking at 3 am in a cold sweat from some dream I can't immediately recall. Geesh!

I actually have another funny story to tell about one of my students today. We have grammar every Tuesday and today I made the students try to write full, complete and correct sentences. My joker student saw that I corrected two mistakes he ALWAYS makes, such as never capitalizing the "i" in a sentence if it refers to yourself and not capitalizing the beginning word of a sentence. I told him of these mistakes, he took his notebook away and then placed it in front of me again and said, "Ms. M, you need to have your eyes checked!" Who does this kid hang out with?

Mongolian Facts

Here are some facts about Mongolia. I hope you find this interesting! I sure did.

1. Mongolia has one of the lowest population densities in the world with only 1.5 people per 1 square km. You wouldn't know this from living in Ulaanbaatar, but once you head out to the countryside, it becomes much more evident.

2. 4 million Mongolians live outside of Mongolia.

3. Mongolia is the 18th largest country in the world. And also the largest land-locked one. Although, according to another website, it is second to Kazakhstan. It is roughly the size of Alaska.

4. The currency is the Tugrug. $100 Canadian dollars is worth 117,472.42 Tg. Or rather, 100 Tg is worth about 0.85 CAD.

5. The language is Mongolian and they use a Cyrillic alphabet.

6. The average life expectancy is 62.9 years old, for men. The woman's is about 69 years old.

7. The telephone poles here have a base that is concrete. Without this concrete base, the poles would snap off due to the pressure of the frozen ground.

8. Mongolians (both men and women) regularly perform the "Farmer's Blow" in public.

9. Mongolia is one of the highest countries in the world, with an average elevation of 1580 meters.

10. The Mongol Rally is an annual eight thousand mile journey by car (1000cc) or motorbike (maximum 125cc) from London to the capital of Mongolia. Participants in the rally raise money for charity.

11. Mongolia boasts the famous Przewalski horses (know here has the Takhi) that have an extra 2 chromosomes than regular horses. These wild horses have 66 chromosomes to the 64 of domesticated breeds.

7. Mongolian men wear their belts below their bellies while the Chinese wear theirs on their belly.

8. There are "walking phones" here. You will often see a man or woman stationed with a regular looking house phone, but on the sidewalk. If you need, you can make a phone call for about 100Tg (about 85 cents).

9. If you accidentally bump into someone, especially with feet under a table, you must shake hands. This proves it was truly an accident.

10. The population consists of 90% Mongolians. The next highest is Kazakh at 4%.

11. People in the countryside live in homes made out of felt and wood called 'gers.'

12. According to one website, Ulaanbaatar is the only major city in Mongolia.

13. The current President is Enkhbayar Nambaryn.

14. 0.76% of Mongolian land is arable.

15. The economy of Mongolia depends upon mineral mining, livestock and animal products, and textiles. Minerals are a primary export, including copper, tin, gold, molybdenum, and tungsten.

16. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, knows who Chingis Khan is (known to us as Genghis). Not only knows, but loves him.

17. There is now a Canadian Embassy here.

18. A traditional beverage here is 'airag', made from fermented milk.

19. The diet is heavily meat based. I met a man who told me he's never cold because he eats fat before going outside.

20. Mongolia is well-known for the archaeological finds, namely dinosaur relics. You also can meet people in the countryside who will try to sell you dragon eggs.

21. One last one. There is a reason people wore/wear fur! Because it is warm!

Tsagaan Saar

It is the Mongolian New Year here, called Tsagaan Saar. It involves eating lots of food and visiting with family. We got a 5 day weekend! I think the teachers were just as excited as the students! On the last day I was part of the "Spirit Day" committee. We dressed in traditional clothes, had to solve a riddle, took place in a "horse race" where the students were both the horse and the rider, and committed 'Random Acts of Kindness'. Plus, we were treated to a traditional concert including song, dance and throat singing. They were students from the local College. Oyunaa was also generous enough to put on a traditional meal for us. There was far too much food, but delicious and a nice way to end the very full day, with very full stomachs! It was a blast, but a great deal of work.

My students and I have been involved with something called the "Flat Stanley Community Project." We write letters to another class in a school very far away, and they do the same for us. Thus far, we have exchanged with Maine and now London, UK. We spend some time googling the area our Stanley's will go and learning about the place. I think they enjoy it, but I also do it so they learn to think about someplace other than the US. There is a huge world out there, and the center of it is not America. We also wrote letters to the President of Mongolia, telling him about how we've been learning about communities and some suggestions to make ours better. I was a little concerned about sending them because they often referred to things as "disgusting." But, I spoke with one of the Admin and they thought it was a fabulous idea. We still have yet to hear back!

Another funny teaching story. I know I already mentioned it, but it still makes me laugh!
Miss M: "Um, Tengis, didn't we start a new novel in reading comprehension? I don't see a new title or even a new chapter heading."
Tengis: Stares at Miss M with crazy eyes.
Miss M: "Well, don't you think you should have written that?"
Tengis: "Miss M! It must have been all those beers I was drinking!"
Miss M: She cannot speak, as her head is on her desk, laughing.

Some of us teachers here had the opportunity to enjoy the Eagle Festival. It was an outdoor event, and despite the many, many layers I was wearing, it was still cold. Actually, I was okay, save for my feet. We enjoyed the riders coming in with their eagles and a couple of competitions. First, the rider was separated from their eagle and it was released. The rider then had to call it. Some of the eagles went astray and just landed on the ground, but many came when called. The second was a competition where the rider dragged a fox pelt behind their horse and the eagle had to come and capture it. The last competition was one I had trouble watching. They released live foxes and let the eagles hunt them. I hope that what the others said, that some of them got away, is true. I did however witness a dead fox draped across the back of one of the rider's horses. We were only there for about 2 hours, but due to the cold, it felt much longer. I felt as though I were walking around on wooden posts rather than legs! Also, one of the male teachers went for a camel ride. He got thrown from the camel and was knocked out! He's okay, but lucky. I guess the camel has finally managed to live up to their reputation. I have only ever had one wipe its nose on me, but am always asked if they truly spit.

We have the never ending month of March upon us! Last year I remember it going by so slowly. Plus, there will be report cards and parent-teacher interviews as well. Thank heavens I have Bali to look forward to in April! Ah, swimming at will! We have been in a cold snap here, and last Monday it was -32 degrees Celsius in the morning. Yikes! That's not including the wind chill, so I don't know fully what it was. It seems to have broken though, and as of yesterday, was what could be deemed "nice" again.

I also have some other news. I have accepted a position for the following two years in a small African country called Eritrea. It's motto is "13 months of sunshine." After the harsh winters here, it does sound enticing! It is a very small school and community and am looking forward to spreading my wings across a different continent. How lucky am I? To have the opportunity to live and work in such wonderful, interesting places! I guess I'll have to rename my blog!

We've had some excitement here. A new store opened up near to the school! It seemed for the first week it was all anyone could talk about. I finally made my way there a couple of weeks ago, and it's nice. It's great to not to have to go all the way into town just to buy a few things. I feel badly for the old store I visited, as I'm sure they miss our business. That reminds me, I need to buy juice!

My class and I went on another field trip! We visited the Museum of Traditional Medicine here. Unfortunately, it was all in Mongolian, but the kids were happy to translate for me! They were really cute because they'd be listening and then they'd say, "Miss M! That is so interesting!" They know I can't understand what was happening or being said, so they'd tell me. It was a bit strange, as we had to wait for this tour guide to come, and they pacified the kids by putting on 'Kung-Fu Panda', but when she finally showed, she didn't do anything!

It was too cute though, because after lunch the kids were putting on their jackets and getting ready to go. I had to tell them we have a half-hour still until we leave and to put their jackets away. When the bell rang they all lined up as usual and started chanting, "Field trip! Field trip!" We actually did nothing on Friday. For the first period, we got new library books. Until lunch time, we watched "Journey into the Centre of the Earth" and then made Valentine crafts. We had lunch, recess, and then went on the trip. When we got back, we finished our crafts. No wonder they love me! Plus, I bought them popcorn and chocolate! It made me laugh though, as after the movie, first of all, they applauded! Secondly, they kept asking me, "What's the next surprise?"

My new teaching assistant is working out very well. She is determined and gets things done. She also does anything I ask. I wonder if she's a bit too good at her job, as if I ask her to make a phone call or anything, she won't come back to the class unless she has some definitive answer for me. On occasion, I think a couple of parents have been harassed! That's just her though, doing her job. The kids initially were somewhat disrespectful toward her, but they are good now. However, I did find out that she's the one who told the kids that a carpenter was someone who helps you with their carpets!

One of my students made me laugh, because I was asking him about why he didn't properly write something down. He looked at me with swirling eyes and then replied, "Miss M! It must have been all those beers I was drinking!" I literally had to put my head down on my desk and laugh!

I have my April vacation all planned and booked. I'm off to Bali. If I fly with Korean Air it is much cheaper and I have booked with a place that costs about $20 a night. I'm happy I finally get to go there, and swim! While my trip to Vietnam was great, there was not nearly enough swimming involved!

A colleague and I were having lunch yesterday and we were sharing funny work stories. She wished that over the years she had written down all the funny things that come out of our students' mouth's. I have two from recent tests that I'd like to share.

Q: How did the Pioneers see at night?
A: With their eyes.

Q: Who are carpenters?
A: They help us with our carpets.

Cute, no?

Alas! An end of an era has happened, and I was half-way around the globe when it occurred. My other half, my best mate, my baby boy, Farley, is no longer with us. It was quite shocking news, as he'd always been so healthy and full of life and great mischief. He had cancer in his hip bone. It was first thought he was suffering from old age and arthritis. Upon closer look, he was in dire need of being put down. The vet wanted to put him down straight away, but mom took him home for the evening and sent me a strange email. I called immediately and heard the news. I'd like to thank everyone who has sent me this great outpouring of care and concern. It means so much to me! I can say I'm grateful it was quick and he did not suffer much. My Mother was there and she said it was extremely quick. She is saving his ashes for me. My student's are very aware of how much I loved him, and while I was explaining to them about what cremation was, we got onto the topic of people having their remains shot out into space and soon onto the fact you can purchase a star and name it. They instantly came up with the idea that I buy a star and name it after Farles. Isn't that sweet? They were even offering to pay!

Things have been changing in the classroom. Doogie decided she was exhausted, and had returned to work too quickly after her daughter was born. I now have Ganaa with me, and things are going alright. I'm glad to say she's a quick learner and takes the idea of education seriously. This is good. She gets the students to pay attention, and reminds me of such things like lunch money.

It's been two weeks since I've returned to work after my vacation. Vietnam was good, and I'm glad to be able to say I've been there, but I was ready to get back home! I found the amount of travel taxing and not really restful. I was constantly catching planes, trains and automobiles for tours, transfers and the like. If it's possible to suffer from a vacation hangover, I had one! Plus, I only got to go swimming 3 times! Not nearly enough! Despite it being their winter, the water is usually the same temperature year round, and definitely swimmable. Yet, I only managed to wear my bathing suit once (yes, I went swimming in my clothes the other two times). I did get to go para sailing though, and that was incredible. I think the two neatest things I saw were the underground caves in Ha Long Bay (nominated for new wonders of the world) and the Cu Chi Tunnels occupied by the Vietcong during the war. I met some truly interesting and fun people too, which is always a plus. I found it a bit annoying that to some people it was unfathomable anyone should travel alone. They always felt the need to join me and invite me places with them. Not that that's a bad thing! Just, I travel alone for a reason. I simply don't want to have to talk anymore! I talk so much, all day long, a respite is nice and much needed sometimes. Yes, it's selfish, but also self-preserving! I was not anti-social, not by a long shot. Just, occasionally, I did not feel like it. And yet, I am already planning my April break trip!

The weather here has been cold. I take the temperature every morning and afternoon at school. It is usually hovering around the -25 degree mark. During December we hit -50. Now that's cold!

A friend of mine introduced me to a vegetarian restaurant. Nothing on the menu contains meat! Plus, you can purchase things like real veggie meats and sausages and such. I had breakfast for dinner simply for the fact I had some veggie sausages. I still see a niche for a good veggie burger! I have nary encountered a one yet here. It's nice to see some places taking such chances with this vegetarian stuff, as most restaurants only offer dishes like fried cauliflower or fried cheese. I once ordered cream of mushroom soup and it was hot milk with pieces of canned mushroom floating around in it. Not very appetizing. There are some great places to eat, don't get me wrong. It just seems when you find something you like on the menu, it's the one thing they're out of. There is a great Indian restaurant, many Korean, Italian and the like. I have discovered a sushi place, seriously! I have eaten there several times and never had an issue. Mmmmm, wasabi!

There has been the issue here of smokey skies lately. My eyes are very sore. On Wednesday I was just sitting in my apartment, minding my own business without the window open, and suddenly my eyes were on fire! I wound up just going to bed. That rarely happens, and usually my eye drops are effective enough. It's the worst though when you wake up in the morning and your eyes are all crusty.

I'd also like to say a hearty Congratulations to my brother, who passed his French exam! It was a hard road, but I'm sure well worth the travel. Best of luck.